1) Watching my mom and her two sisters trying to figure out how to use their cell phones. "Well how in the hell do you use this thing?" I showed my aunt how to text her daughter, and she texted back, "I'm so proud of you!" Amazing.
2) My grandma. Reads. My. Blog. omfg.
3) Aunt: "Your mother would always torture me growing up. She was terrible. You always torture the younger ones." Mom: "Steve would torture both of us! He made us eat buttons! I'm *serious*! But I'd just go in there and beat the shit out of Lynn and that' be the end of that." Cousin: "What ever happened to those buttons?"
